The way things should be

FASCINATIONS OF LATE:

1. INTERNET DATING SERVICES BASED ON LOGARITHMIC ALGORITHMS & RIGID PERSONALITY QUESTIONNAIRES: "i'm thinking, bring your friend or better yet your sister who is the exact opposite of you just in case." (not recommended)
   
2. INTERVENTION (the tv show)
3. BELUGA 24-HOUR LIFE-CASTING (recommended) (way better than anything on justin.tv ever)