25 December 2007

wudup ma peeple-weeples! Merry Christ Mass to all my peeyumps. Kna'mean? Kn'am sayin? Jah. Is this only a blog for Monsieur Murphy and I? Anyone else who looks at this should let me know incommsnts so that I can laugh and cry simultaneously like a japernese koala. And i went to montreal on the weekend. In doing so idiscovered it's a beautiful city. Let's do shows there maybe. But I still missed my beloved t-dot becuase it'll always have my heart. What about you? Plus I noticed there's no recycling bins in public places, which is pretty depressing. Wagwan. Love thy lover

24 December 2007

LINTYMIX 2007

HERE IS A "PODCAST"(?) SUPER LONG MIX I MADE ESPECIALLY FOR EVERYBODY (ESPECIALLY YOU!) JUST IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS. SOME SONGS ARE TO KEEP YOU WARM & OTHERS ARE TO REMIND YOU HOW AWESOME WINTER IS. SOME SONGS YOU CAN DANCE TOO (OR ALL SONGS) & SOME SONGS ARE BETTER LISTENED TO IN THE COMFORT OF DEEP INEBRIATION. PERFECT FOR THIS PARTICULAR TIME OF YEAR YOU MIGHT SAY. MORE THAN ANYTHING THESE ARE SONGS THAT I MORE OR LESS DISCOVERED OR REAPPRECIATED IN THE PAST YEAR SO IN A WAY IT SERVES AS MY LIST OF BEST SONGS OF 2007 & LIKE ANY GOOD BLOGGOR I'M SCHLEPPING THEM ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ENJOY! PEAVE ON EARFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WORD (LINKY AT BOTTOM DINKY)


















LINTYMIX 20)))7 241207 1:23 AM
(CLICK)


TRACKLIST

1 Richard Lerman - Promenade Version
2 Remko Scha - Shake
3 Group Inerane - Awal September
4 Boris w/ Merzbow - Groon
5 Wzt Hearts - Spells
6 Charlemagne Palestine - One + Two + Three Fifths (Part Two)
7 Makoto Kawabata & Richard Youngs - Red Bar, Shorter Still
8 Yellow Swans - Endlessly Making An End Of Things
9 6majik9 - Bolivian Cult Powder (Day)
10 Library Tapes - Distans
11 Worrytrain - Celestial Police
12 Tape & Minamo - Mute Swan
13 Flying Saucer Attack - To The Shore
14 United States Of America - Coming Down
15 Enoch Light - I'm In The Mood For Love

23 December 2007

CAREER PRESENTS, THE REELCOD SUPER SESSION


Disbelievers prelude to circle torso
(part one)


2 clippings have loved Osculation
(part two)


PART ONE TRACKLIST
  1. medicinal still available, drank the man
  2. model loved likeness loved your fine hand
  3. blacknuss important fits arms
  4. she's magick that teen
  5. never the marijuanna, no hair that love ate
  6. pharmacy energy ritual
  7. walk clippings

PART TWO TRACKLIST
  1. 1 prelude man, some legs,
  2. this loved as heaven hair
  3. girlfriend, before likeness
  4. David Tell: satisfied, rabbit
  5. waving and no food of marijuanna tympanum
  6. important arms
  7. food in the rabbit
  8. alright and altar
An explanation,
Once loved medicinal erotic prelude resignation, you thrill long St. Valentine, or, is it alright to? I loved, I will love soul torcher Union teen. Money-based relationships I would have loved, but good spammed I chugged that wine like never once loved him. Sesroh-fun I did love the cellophane marijuanna discount. Reciprocation, Disbelievers, coalition horses. Quasi-care have loved tympanum burst, "it's a wine, man, love David." I love him, I love Selection, i drank most important thing you can't forget.

The message come from heaven radiant and fine. A photo is available, get some hair or finger-nail of magick you hold and combine this with your own design.
Sit in a still clean place cast, through a banishing ritual or reciting the likeness of the guy onto your altar (or torso, arms and into the likeness. Keep doing hands) and hold it tight, (because you love his love absolutely and that he loves you, that you love him and that you were meant circle and declare the ritual over. "They got my girlfriend, too, soul toucher," I (me) (the scamper sax), I love David so leave? I decided to improve my social standing. Conception eats blacknuss eats (welsh rabbit). Hand in he went

Part B. here's to feeling before like a puppet sun. I would have pts 1 & 2, "no walk no more Osculation pharmacy" but she's like the wind. "I will you take it, (home and drink it) "I Application Derivation the food i ate, the booze contents of your knapsack"

Part A. "The Hebrew": Obtain a photo of the victim-to-be. If no clippings, get anything that fits into whatever model sigil (a pictorial glyph) of the guy of (Your Temple) and declare the circle to be poem and waving your arms around, etc. Put similar) and channel energy up through your legs, so as you pick the object up (both impression). Tell him over and over that you dearly. Tell him that he loves you and to be together, repeatedly. When satisfied, close the...

21 December 2007

DEATH CAMP KAZOO ORCHESTRA



CAREER PRESENTS
"DEATH CAMP KAZOO ORCHESTRA"

featuring the hit singles
"enthusiasm moves the world"
"wish rescinded"
&
"the trouble with being born"

total running time, 33:08mins
what's that out of yr day? c'mon
members l, c, t, & nicholas k.

(click image above for link)




20 December 2007

Holy shit. this is crazy and funny.

CAREERARAMA



"GANGRENE VAPOUR MAFIA"

an album in two parts
by

CAREER
featuring nicholas k.
& a rare appearance by
andrew
recorded july 21, 2007
(click above image for part one)
(click below image for part two)



18 December 2007

G.G. Shitface (literally)

In keeping with the theme of the previous post (that is, how shock 'art' is fucking stupid and not art at all, merely an idiotic plea for attention), here is an excerpt from an article by Christopher Hume from the Toronto Star.

"When the 24-year-old Ontario College of Art and Design student[, Thorarinn Ingi Jonsson,] placed a fake explosive device – he called it a "sculpture" – inside the main entrance of the Royal Ontario Museum last week, he confirmed something that everyone outside the art world has known for awhile [sic], namely that art has lost its power to shock. [...] Jonsson's fake bomb didn't bring down the museum, but it marked the final passing of an artistic era. What author Robert Hughes called the shock of the new has become the refrain of familiarity."

i believe in limits. infinity does not exist.



Calvin Johnson song

This is the deepest I've heard. It's posted on the website of Karl Blau's Kelp Monthly thing, where you can get a subscription to a monthly package of stuff he compiles (songs of his friends and him and other amazing things).

http://www.kelpmonthly.com/musicforkelp/EmptyCotInTheBunkhouse.mp3

17 December 2007

Yesterday one Christopher N. Hubbarde Esquire was at my apartment visiting me. In the afternoon we took a walk, heading north up Spadina and past Casa Loma to the huge crazy hill south of St. Clair. It was gleaming with snow from the weirdly bright sunlight. We trudged through the snowy slush sidewalks to get there and then explored the hill. Beside a rubbish bin we spotted two toboggan devices -- one real plastic toboggan (complete with broken brakes) and one makeshift big plastic container that had obviously been used for the same purpose -- and, since they were ostensibly abandoned, we opted to adopt the former. The hill is too crazy and steep in most places but we tried sliding down one little area and it was fun, though only Christopher did it and only once. Then we continued on our walk whilst I pulled the little toboggan along behind us. Christopher later noticed a street sign that read "Maximum 40" on the ground by the side of the road which had ostensibly broken off its post. In an unusual bout of mischievousness he picked it up and brought it along back to my apartment, though we worried about authority figures spotting us the whole way. We made it. Now there's a weird toboggan and big sign on my balcony waiting to be enjoyed.

That night Lindsay told me that someone who took down a stop sign once got charged for murder because their act removed the sign's traffic regulation function. Crazy shit. All the same, it's funny how relatively ridiculously tame our acts of questionable legality are. 

16 December 2007

Bonjour feelloow Blooggers,
Nicholas Kerr here wishing you all the great of ease in your bloggings, or blogi. I have been honored as the 15th career album. Perhaps the one day village recording will be entiled simply Career. I still dont quite understand this world of blog, but yearn to. I've written a poem to capture this fleeting moment in time: Roses are red, violets are blue, blogging is something and .... well its a work in progress.
Peace bloggers.

happy b-day big C


attempting to upload photo, 1st try

15 December 2007

DOUBLE WHAMMY CAREER RELEASE DAY!!



CAREER'S 15TH ALBUM
ENTITLED
"NO NICK BLUES BAND"

Unearthed from the CAREER Archives!!!
Chronologically, this recording
is the first CAREER album after Nick's departure.
We release it now as a tribute to HIM!
AND BACKBONES!

LOVE YA NICK!!!!!!!!!!!!

*experimental "sendspace" link*

RIGHT HERE

as promised, "Black Ramses" by CAREER


"BLACK RAMSES"
by the band
CAREER
featuring members of
CONCONQUIDORE TRUIDORE
with special guest
JIMMY




(click image above to grab rapidshare file)

Initiation

So I guess I'm part of the 'team' now, eh? This is super awesome, I haven't been on a team since I dropped gym! Does this mean Reel Cod's gonna host my solo project!?

13 December 2007

ATTENTION REELCODDLERS

so, the reelcod supersession recording is nearly complete but i need song titles. it's gonna roughly be 12 songs giveortake, divided in two parts to fit on CDR. so, in keeping with the collective collaborative concept of the session, (veiled as an attempt to get more of you posting on zéé "blög") i'm asking YOU to come up with the titles. come up with whatever, you were there & you heard the "songs" i'm talking about. to keep it fair, & also in keeping with the collab, i'll punch the titles into the burroughs cut-up machine (found here) & voilà... we have song titles for each song created by all of US! leave your titles in the comments section of this entry.

also, an example of the cut-up method, everything i just said cut-up for shitz & gigglez:

need song titles. it's gonna roughly be 12 songs giveortake, keeping with the collective collaborative concept of the session, (veiled zéé "blög") i'm asking YOU to come up with the heard the "songs" i'm talking about. to keep it fair, titles into the burroughs cut-up machine (found here) & voilà... of US! leave your titles in the comments section of just said cut-up for shitz & gigglez: so, the reelcod supersession recording is nearly complete but i divided in two parts to fit on CDR. so, in as an attempt to get more of you posting on titles. come up with whatever, you were there & you & also in keeping with the collab, i'll punch the we have song titles for each song created by all this entry.

also, an example of the cut-up method, everything i

12 December 2007

untalkative bunny

beach house



beach house - gila.mp3

seen these guys twice. second time opening for clientele. sounds like white magic with a drum machine. really great stuff. & it ain't on rapidshare, so what excuse do you have not to grab it?

10 December 2007

Toronto Railway Company Transfers (1892)

look how beautiful toronto transit transfers were in 1892. i wonder when and why this attention to detail and elegance expired? despite how reproduction and design and everything is easier with today's technology, everything looks so aesthetically lazy and vapid. it's insulting, in fact, the way our sight is corroded with flashy graphics in advertisements and shit at all times, and now there seems to be no use for simple elegant lettering like this because everything is photographs and colour and bullshit but no subtle dignity and beauty in what i look at. if transfers looked like this i'd feel like i was riding a subway of gold.


this is from the website of Steve Munro, the famed public transit activist, http://stevemunro.ca/

mere moments ago...