01 December 2007

""""Sweetly Introspective Singer-Songwriter""""

Now...I don't want to get all negative....but...




The Big DP - Dave Porteous. www.davidmusic.ca

Who's ready to laugh up a storm?

Many of you have maybe checked out, or been shown this stuff by myself, but here it is again - it doesn't get old.

Check out the promo videos for "War Music" - sheer hilarity.

Am I the only one who thinks this is absolutely fall-down funny? Am I too hard on this guy? Seems like he's much more concerned with promoting himself & his "sweetly introspective singer-songwriter" image than any paper "concept" he uses to prop up these projects. It's kind of appalling if you ask me - super disrespectful to anything concerning war, to use something so super-horrific as a platform for attaining some kind of fascile emotional connection with an audience. Flat out gives bad bad singer-songwriters a bad bad name.

Also, check out his new album "Parliament" - with an almost equally hilarious video. Another chapter in DP's big book of albums weakly based around a lame concept.

Maybe it's just that I'm a bitter and lonely person - but this guy sucks. He's putting himself out there though, at least, you've gotta give him that. If only it wasn't the fakest lamest thing ever it might be good. Gotta admire the ambition and the effort...

And yes, that is DP's voice referring to himself in the third person in the War Music video.


Plus check out these quotes about DP:

"Precocious Toronto singer/songwriter crafts emotionally biting tunes with the convictions of a seasoned pro" - CMJ Music Marathon

"Dave Porteous has released another great CD." - Tegan & Sara, on the CD "Missing April"

"A singer/songwriter whose pleasant voice laid back & lush-sounding folk rock songs about love & life" - Canadian Music Week

"The project and ideas are so cool & unique...in fact, it's freaking sick." - PureGrainAudio.com on the video album "My Fallen Company"







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Now... if you want check out something unequivocally way way more genuine and generally better, click here and enjoy the latest Kareer opus you've all thus far neglected to have your faces blown off by.

Comments please - and extra apologies if I've come off as a big asshole hater. I'm nice, really.

6 comments:

tutankhamun said...

its all in the game bro.

Alexander said...

ha, jah mon, i thought it was all a joke when i first visited the site and saw that shit. maybe it secretly is a joke, right? no, it's not. people are too stupid.

and don't apologise about being critical because that's the most important and beautiful thing i think, and my favourite.

plus, it's funny to talk about bizarre lame characters.

moreover, what about posting that pimp ass karea session that we had with kaptain Robert Kole and I and the one with Emperor Gurfinkle on the stage? yes please.

mooshoo variations said...

he's a shoe-in as new career member

disgraced track star said...

Monsieur Alex,

The kareer session with yourself & Mr. Cole, along with other new PHAT kareer recordings will be available soon from reelcod records, and here.

Also, I may say the portion I've finished so far is super good - a much more tecumseh-like beat beat, and all around new dawn for kareer. look forward.

tutankhamun said...

shitstem for sure

mooshoo variations said...

if you google 'dave porteous', this blog is available on the 5th page of results.
think dave's got time between his multiple albums and documentaries and film scores to google his own name? ha
let's re-issue early dave recordings and demos, we'll have a sticker on the disc that reads "For fans of Lanterns"